turtle with something like a hat on head?

heart between the eyes

Man sayin "I'm sorry what?"

dad watching me masturbating to porn... which im watching on my pc from apple, I believe it is called iMac

shit with one arm

hand chicken

space bar

wizard casting a cherry rain

king is here

omg im gonna crash

Nice ass, mario?

omg, now I dont know anything, im making french fries, *yummy*