A cat in a box. It has to be kawaii. Throw in Homestuck references if you wish.

a crudely drawn pikachu

sterre

A logo of the "Epica" brand. Hint: it's actually not a brand. Look it up.

white green-eyed cat dancing in a pink liquid

Cereal without milk

My best friend has beer and I don't kill her.

A cactus with sunglasses and a milkshake

A substance of brownish- poop.

Magic warlock of orange and brown

Obama-senpai

robin hood with a broken nose