You are not Sirius Black. You are a jeans-wearing golem made from spaghetti and oranges.

I'VE NEVER GONE WATER-SKIING BEFORE! YOU SAID YOU WOULD GO SLOW, YOU LYING BASTARD! STOP!

Why am I so angry? You left me to die, Bill! The doctors pieced me back together after the explosion, but now I have no nose, arms, or legs!

Oh no, someone dropped the soap into the water and now he's melting!

He puts on an innocent smile, but it is the lie that quiets the horrible truth. The ennui that grips him at night. To forget, he asks 'sap?'

Lemon Tea goes shopping!