A burger and a rain drop are about to fight with fisticuffs.

Santa is actually just a cloud with a beard and that hat. A lightbulb sprouts limbs in order to dance in joy at this revelation.

A skull and crossbones flag with the word "DERPGER" written in red at the top.

A disembodied, yet still erect penis (replete with testes) that is expressing disbelief that it has an erection.

A person sits atop a large orange bird and attacks a red kangaroo devil. A pair of scales tatooed on the bird show this is GREAT JUSTICE!

Chernobyl

Man is angry and unimpressed at the internet

Baguette sandwich with cheese, lettuce and tomato next to a knife, chopping board and half a tomato

Albert the Moose has no heart

A pink puddle within which there is a single spermatoza

Bald person with black beard, blue eyes and greyish complexion is unimpressed and/or stern.

An orange spacesuit with broken radio antenna stops at a stream and expresses a desire for brains.