oh fuck i decapitated myself shit shit fuck how do i fix this

Chinese farmer farms so much gold in WoW he even dreams about farming gold in WoW during his 15 minute nap. He's happy. What a good worker.

nurse with one leg, a stub for a left arm, and ridiculously big titties wants to fuck on a bed that is also missing a leg

Native of the land of Skyrim thinking about the life, the universe, and everything.

some bitch gets it right

that smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Pikachu says "Muh srnd wsh" while crying.

Fun 4 da car.

ur gramer & speling suks

Panda Bear hates chinks.

Fat motherfucker with 5 different hats and an emo haircut standing outside PLAY.

Badly drawn dog with a pink bow. He's supposed to be black and fluffy but I'll allow you artistic interpretation.

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