A man with 3 telepathic testicles

Sarah Jessica Parker can't use a computer

Rainb-no

The male version of Marceline from the Adventure Time episode /w Fiona and Cake which is really way more popular than it should be.

Flying witch with tentacles

Captain america ejaculating blood on to a smurf in a ninja outfit.

Man wants to kill himself because the person talking to him speaks in Wingdings

Gay man

Dinkleberg!

A silhouette of a man with a big nose with lots of nose hair; saying no.

FREAKED OUT DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE POOL AGAIN

Green whatastick