jesus and mohammad make out at a gay bar called the cock.

the twinkies are made with people!!

a bowling alley full of shattered dreams and unicorns singing karaoke.

life is full of uncertainities and scary things. the answer, of course, is clear. it is also hidden.

my boyfriend adam is very, very tall. he likes toast and puppies.

A unicorn with nowhere to turn.

CHUCK NORRIS AND A GIRL WITH PINK HAIR. ALSO, SHATTERED DREAMS.

MITT ROMNEY RIDING A UNICORN IN FRANCE!

A man with cotton candy on his head yells racial and sexist chants at a small group of emo unincorns at a large mall in the Los Angeles area

Egg McMuffins staging a coup against anti-abortion unicorns who are pretending to be emo.

Unicorns protest the opening of a Chik-Fil-A to show support of the gay community while a small Mexican man sells tamales in the background.

A small Spanish man with a large head exclaims, "I freaking' LOVE Cheetos!" There are also references of abortion in the background.