Franklin the turtle got a new bike for Christmas.

Billy passed out in the yard and his friends took a shit on his chin.

New Chain

the letter "K"

A confused piranha.

An orange man is angry he cannot grow a full moustache. He may or may not have killed someone with a knife.

Doodle or Die

Guy playing minecraft long into the night.

New Chain

a square.

A large detailed car

The word "NO" enclosed in a black rectangle, enclosed in a blue oval, enclosed in an orange oval.

Black car waiting for eel with legs to cross the road.

A chubby child steals candy from a talking dog.

New Chain

A man becomes sexually excited during a nuclear war.

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