Smiling yellow happy face waves hi - but his HAND is not happy to see you

A large number 3 is alive and has green eyes, a big nose, and red lipstick. It's skin is pink

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A cow eating a hotdog

Snoopy chillin on his roof. He's trying on new false eyelashes

King Long-Dong in tighty-whities proudly standing as his member drags behind him. Surrounded by smelly laundry piles.

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The tree of Life giving energy to the world

Doodle or Die

A toilet that has been hitting the gym is PISSED off giving you the bird. No body, no head, just a toilet. Buff arms and legs.

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A rabbit jumping over a sleeping snake

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A mushroom answering a telephone

A blue duck, looking up, wearing a yellow safety vest

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An apple screaming as he falls from the tree to certain doom

Doodle or Die

A hydroflask fighting a potted plant

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