Blarghian Blargh what a lovely nose I have.

A kid who wants an iPod but his mom won't let him. Pretty much every fucking underage moron on Xmas.

Someone misspelled Coke.

One man badmouthing another. Truly despicable.

Will everybody stop the shit-and-piss descriptions? It's getting old. Oh and that's an octopus.

House on the prairie.

A prism.

A gray-bearded man at the dentist. He is dissatisfied by having no teeth.

Israel sucks balls.

A question mark trapped between blood and the inside of an artery. Possibly, this question mark is about to cause someone a heart attack.

A man who transplanted one of his arms into the other so he now has one very long arm.

A Russian agent walking around London in heavy clothing and a scarf, wondering where Big Ben is even though it's right next to him.