An awkward crab conversation

Explosive naked farts

Homer Simpson

A shark trapped in a house by Plankton the evil mastermind

A person falling over

Angry person curing at his friends who are only trying to help him through this emotionally stressful time.

a gangster pear

A neatly arranged salad comprising of lettuce, tomatoes and a small bowl of water to wash it all down with.

Fannyface221

no, too abstract

Another use for dead pugs is...

Whats in Putin's secret closet?