PACODILE! THE CROCODILE-PACMAN HYBRID IS HERE TO SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.

A traffic cone has betrayed his friend, who is now holding a gun at it. The friend named Harold wished the friendship could have lasted.

an angry woman in a bikini is mad at the norse god of thunder

Someone other than me doesn't play a game known as "MK"

A baby chicken, but with whiskers

terrible math

Some guy doesen't like citizen kane

A map with three continents

A christmas elf stole an iPod... yeah....

Two gordon freemans, but they are both bald, and one is purple while the other is green.

Ultramarines

the word "lord" underlined