A Koffing with sparkly farts

Big jacket mode: activate!

Fuck this literal shit

Adding dog to your pizza

The unknown effect of Hurricane Sandy

balls of yarn shaking hands inside of a heart

a person wants you to tickle his knackers

two rival legs in a river

The green man tells his green son to fxll & die in a nole.

♪ It's the ciiiiiiiiircleeeee, the circle of shiiiiiiiiiiit ♪

The results of a great cholera epidemic sweeps the streets.

Straight wood is bad. Bent wood is good!