a centaur greets me. his voice timid, he approaches slowly, taking his hand gently in mine.. together we make the beast with two backs

A rhinoceros wearing a purple alienware teeshirt with red spectacles blushes profusely and says "I -heart- U, Baka!"

Desert

I agree. Get your shit together, fattie. You need to gain a few pounds!

-sigh- Yet another "SATAN DERAIL" I am very disappointed. He's saying "Gotta go fast." :(

Wario getting it on with Pikachu... Oh god, my childhood.

The poor wiener dog lost his gum (spelled "gome")

Michael Jackson gets a sip of water from the water fountain. His heart has turned green from the sadness of the trial.

CopperCab: GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS

A man stands before you, his head on upside down. He cries out, but his words are also upside down, and backwards! "OH NOES!" He says

A red, cow-like monster torso and head opens its mouth to say "TING"

A garden gnome fishes in the ice, a german flag sticking out of his hat