Someone sobs over the fate of Puppy.

Someone listening to a radio hears a very short story: "The last man on earth stands in his room. There is a knock on the door."

A shiny new penny on a cobblestone street!

A peppermint taking a shower.

According to sunglasses-wearing stickman, real men don't cry. Also, turf.

Cordial stickman thinks that just because he's exploding is no reason to be impolite.

MiRaClEs

Kirby swears that he is justified in shooting the box, as it contains a beaver.

i swwear it isnt wwhat it looks like

According to an extremely stressed and bald individual, we must steal the president.

wwhatevver

Sunshine And Rainbows