A hot dog lying in a salad.

A man disappointed with a flattened apple.

Christmas pudding or "holiday" pudding?

A sexy anime girl falling to her death.

A movie about a murderous light bulb.

An angry pink cat professor who prefers that you call him by the title he EARNED DAMMIT!!!

A German Shepherd trying to kill its own reflection.

Jon asking Spiderman for an autograph to bring home to Garfield, but Spiderman is considering brutally murdering Jon and cutting him up.

Winnie the Pooh has a terrible idea involving bowling balls.

A baby donkey.

A skeleton apologetically reassuring everyone that he is, in fact, spooky.

A little blue bird pecking at a cherry pie.