A demon with a lot of make-up on has just realised he is missing his laundry time and it stressing out about it. Relax, it's only laundry!

A legless child screaming in rage that his older sibling has taken the last cheeseburger.

A wealthy businessman laughs excitedly after he realises that he has escaped the city with his toupee intact.

WHAT COLOURFUL TEXT YOU HAVE THERE.

A green alien is in his blue flying-machine attempting to fly away from an over-heating sun.

A man in a suit and top hat is attempting to purchase food at a fast-food chain. He looks smug.

Mr. Potatohead has just returned from his holiday in Mexico and is unpleased that the Emperor was still not wearing any clothes.

Someone is having birthday. Congratulations!

A very long and orange penis is flailing in the wind. The owner of the penis looks surprised but excited.

A single floating eyeball, possibly from a blind woman who wears a lot of mascara.

A boy with a tree limb in his mouth looks complacent as he tries to remember what order keys are on the keyboard, asdf..?

Mr. T is confused and outraged when he encounters a sign that reads, "No bling."

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