Goldilocks contracts an STD from sleeping with the bears...

Silly turtle

a cool hand with sunglases and a mustache commits sucide

I don't want to describe this. It's inapropro

a blue haired joy stick spelling out A's with its hair...

the sad peanut man with an even smaller hat and a very skinny mustache

the bat man signal, signalling him to help at night

Luke Skywalker using the force to attain raspberry ice cream.

#harrypotterwizardswag

a gangsta night time watch chain with a green face telling the wrong time.

"I'm on a boat" with a red flag and black deck. Like a Bo$$.

A ghost that is haunting hating on homosexual genders...