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Aliens attacking earth with ginormous lazers, while humans are defending themselves with pieces of cheese

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Pear, spanner and a strawberry.

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Chuck Norris ramming the Eiffel tower inside Barrack Obama's Anus.

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a whale with balls on its chin having its period. The whale feels uneasy about the unpleasantness of the period.

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