"Howdy partner! I just brought a dead dog for supper!" said a guy with a double chin and an orange turd on his head

Imagine a brown hat. Now imagine it has deformed testicles, some stray pubes and two tiny worms around the head.

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Flower super hero fighting a racoon stealing a wedding ring from a fat lady

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Your worst fear

black guy is being stabbed by an inverted T hold by a an alien who is trying to steal his house

derp whale

Mo is bigger than a black cow

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A scene from a movie, you choose.

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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their children

My blue brain

A red mickey suffers from the same disease as pinochio

Something something flour bag

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