Excellent drawing of the ultimate neckbeard, moments after teleporting behind you. His actions, he assures you, are not 'personnel'.

The 7UP mascot (Cool Spot) relaxes while his body FUCKING MELTS due to being out in space right next to the sun

Living embodiment of arrow-to-the-knee squares off against a single, man-sized sperm. THE VS BATTLE OF THE CENTURY. HEAVEN OR HELL

The jews who tried to trick gamers with Spore fret as they watch a pavement ape succeed beyond their dreams with No Man's Sky

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS BLESSED TOP OF MY ORDER, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED ON NUMEROUS SECRET CRUSADES ON THE SARACENS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 C

"Oh my God JC, a lemon-lime flavor bomb!"

Sumo diving competition

I'm not the man they think I am at home No No; I'm a rocket man

'An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only half'

Fuckin' rad dinobro chillin', sittin' on a trashcan and crossin' his arms while giving you a look like "You know brah" with his hat backward

Dr Mario's popping vitamin pills; for your health, of course.

Duke enjoys gum with his super-long tongue; He mentions that he also doesn't like hats.