Doodle or Die

A moose stares strongly into the distance. Its fur covered with water. He whispers "The Water... I'm freezing". He looks visibly cold.

A sexy golden record player. Dayum it's sexy.

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Darth Maul stroking his dark coat.

Awesome face has melted in the sunlight.

A yellow haired, middle aged clown whore. Her flower lips are visibly hanging from her legs, ew.

A view of inside a mother's occupied womb, as it's been blown to smitherines by a bomb. The baby has sadly been caught in this explosion

A Gangrene encrusted present.

Horrible Photo. A faceless man running from a bloodied tampon.

An Elephant floats in the clouds, looking visibly angry. One cloud says 'No', exed out. The elephant is coat-less.

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Spongebob Squarepants introduces his new clarinet to Mr Krab's butthole.

A rather un-amused facial expression with a grew cloud above said expression's lip. This cloud connects to the eyeball. What.

Pig takes a shit

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