The offspring of a deer and a hog.

Mark Hamill considers a career in hair care.

The little known proverb, "He was caught between bacon and the river."

Parachuting shock troopers.

Walrus Waka, champion long-distance runner.

I spent an entire day drawing this for the internet, because I have absolutely no self-worth.

Ron Paul's fourth day in office.

Retarded Timmy discovers MS Paint.

Lazy baby demands attention.

Pikachu vomiting on a poorly drawn Native American.

Never hang your arms out of the bus windows, kids.

Evil hypnotist is bad at giving commands.