Lake charged with 1st degree manslaughter

Pickles dipped in strawberry jam. "Yum"

A dragon considering whether he should drink water from an aluminum trash can. It could be contaminated.

an upside down rainbow that has been stripped of it

anarchy at its best

A bird with heart eyes, heart wings and butt cheeks escaping from it's own flatulence.

noodles throwing a javelin through a naval orange in the 2014 Olympics

Mercury's day lasts longer than it's year

Ms. Krabappel reincarnated

"why won't my reflection reflect me?"

I've got chocolate on my car

There is a beard growing out of my mouth.