he'll slip and slide on this banana peel

kirby just wasn't made for these times

a man strikes with the force of two bears

mario feels unbearable pain

two snakes in a clay pot

uncontrollable rage at video games

donkey kong is going to beat the shit out of someone

kira yoshikage is unnerved by anime women

dan backslide wants some cartoon pornography

wario is ready for action

naruto has become a crayola crayon and is murdering a black man

anon is mad that his japanese sword is so impractical