honey i shrank the kid and then he got ran over my a bicycle tire.

imma kill these hipsters trash-talking a clint eastwood movie trailer.

this coke can is stuck in my ass.

ding dong dinner time

still waiting for op

a man holding a bush

A penguin eating Count Chocula® breakfast cereal. Mmm CHOCOLATEY goodness in every bite!

the only source of light came from the hot pink neon gay bar light.

player 2 loves the 2d platformer

Im eating too many saltines and its making my mouth really dry.

Me rolling my ankle while skateboarding dagnamit

nummers, yeah nummers. Ooh pretty drooly.