Metroid on Nintendos Game & Watch

Metal Gear?

Glad you could bake it, Uther.

Listen carefully, skeleton

A diverse variety of people in a stripclub watch gondola poledance

Glad you could bake it, Uther.

Smug NEVER EVER

Gandalf tricks Frodo in to fingering a fat asshole

Vietnam level

Gyarados gets killed by powerful yellow ball attack

Dr.Wily likes to crossdress

Sonic the Cuck reminding Eggman of his white privilege.