Warning: Do NOT fist your robot wife

"red rocket, raggy!"

14 year old listening to Linkin Park for the first time imagines what his soul looks like

Two strokes of yellow?

New Chain

"Eet Fuk"

The Twin Towers being cursed with never-ending fire by the African Deity of War, Unga Bunga

Doodle or Die

Alice from Wonderland receives a text message on her cellular telephone from alien lifeforms

Young child is exposed to futanari

Plunger-chan is embarrassed she is forced to sit beside turd-kun

HE'S WINNING BIG

Distraught boy after his crush waves him off

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