ye olde american redneck dancing in front of the nation's flag to yankee doodle.

a dog playing with his lizard friend

random letters attacking an old woman who has fallen and cannot seem to get back up

kool-aid man commits heinous acts of graffiti

a shortstack that just won the gold medal for bleeding booger juice

a helicopter crashing, not from engine failure but from a little bird that flew too close to the rotors

roller coaster shark

a charred baby with a long vertebrae has found a surplus of bouncy balls that managed to float on their own

a man about to eat a robot toy that will cause his mouth to bleed profusely from all the metal shards.