Greenpeace will shove a trashcan down your throat.

A soft drink cries, "WHY?" after being sliced in half by a knight.

Poopen

They said a girl made of chocolate chip cookies could never be a ninja, but she proved them all wrong.

Poor pre-pubescent kid can't get rid of his acne even with the aid of Pimple-Be-Gone

A man's "mainstream culture radar" lights up with the blue dots of sheep herding towards a commercialized world.

Jeremy the coat rack competes in his favorite sport at the highest level available for inanimate objects.

Despite the best efforts of the human race, communism is still alive and well in the underwater community.

Duck billed wizard has kidnapped the princess, and will finally get his wings by throwing her down the waterfalls of destiny.

A ninja contemplates killing a croissant, much to said croissant's chagrin.

If I had wings on my head I betcha I could fly over dem dere mountains.

Orange Bear Party