The fries are fighting over who gets to be with the juicy ass burger

Mr Donald easily convinces any dumbass kid hes not doing drugs (wich he is)

the package was so big it nearly covered an whole continent

Creepy fella took too much acid, so his eyes turned yellow.

The cat with yellowfever cant draw for shit!

Doodle or Die

Nurse trying to force kid to start doing herion, so she can sell her stash.

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Turns out god was nothing but a mix between a spaniard and a fish!

Doodle or Die

And thats why foxes kills all your chickens farmerboi!

Turns out jesus was just an attentionwhore, hurting himself to be noticed.

And thats how William learned not to pass out on the monorail trail.

Twisted horse find it funny to laugh at people who sleeps.

John had a nice day until the purple faced monster ripped his insides out. that will teach him not to question stuff!

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