"You are a bad liar!" said the woman who asked a man if she looked pretty, and he said she looked like a fish.

Prostitutes all over this big green handsome dragon.

Night and Day OR a barrier between a grey banana and floating yellow spikes on rotting mash potatoes. Choose your coarse.

This is a beautiful outline of a yellow mushroom, this picture must have taken years of practice of drawing it could be sold for millions

New Chain

who are you in love with? or what HawHaw :3

red planet destroying earth with laser

Blonde playing on a video game about to use her masterball on a caterpie

Steve jobs.

Apparently, this gorilla's "jimmies" remain "unrustled"

Dragon stripper.

Hungry pink thing from like Mario or something and has a very long tongue.

A yellow boy on a red bicycle saying "wheee" with no pupils.

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