A topiary man looms over the body of his latest victim, a bald man with a perfectly round head, which he's bleeding profusely from.

The slender corpse man with an anus for a mouth was so confused by what he had read that his thoughts became toast.

A bowling ball seems to scream as it's pursued by a sort of evil The Mask starring Jim Carrey. Also there's some music.

Oh someone did the boxing match. It's two cardboard boxes fighting each other.

Doodle or Die

A eye-clam spaceship flies through the cosmos in pursuit of a fat little spy in a red cardboard box

Doodle or Die

Red man is brandishing a gun, shot down the door, and angrily claiming he's not gay, despite what his tight, tight jeans tell you.

Airport security aren't sure how to properly conduct a rectal exam.

Half-naked green monster has terrible cataracts, but he's definitely proud of his booty.

Man made of bench peed so hard that he propelled himself into a vortex of pee.

Doodle or Die

Bert and Ernie are having a great time in the jacuzzi, but uh-oh! It's Kermit's jacuzzi and he is NOT happy to find them there. Homophobe?

A colourless man gives unwanted advice to a red elf youth, a hipster youth, a Death as a youth? At a concessions stand at a fair maybe

A kind of Pinky & the Brain style creature practices ballet out in the open blue grass plains, a sort of lizard Mario looks on judgmentally

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