Nice Booty!

Derp bathing in spaghetti

Turd Fortune Cookie(they wouldn't even put the fortune inside it)

Mouth full of keys

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Tacos > Cookies!

Dos Equis

Weaksauce

When is someone going to tell him that the glowing disc in the sky isn't his mothership?

When you get your skin peeled, your pupil goes with it!