Rock Lobster

A blow job is better than no job

I remember being nervous to do Victoria Secret till I pictured everybody with their clothes off

Brain Power Gachigasm

Guy has to brag about how fast his car is to compensate for his small car

Ash from pokemon with down syndrome

rock lobster

Gonna go on a limb and say rock lobster

Rock lobster

Rock Lobster

Shrek having a mid life crisis

Im gonna tell you something you dont want to hear