A filthy, smelly man tries to carry out a conversation with a man who would rather be talking with the angel of death.

A girl chooses orange bird over blue bird. Blue bird now has 99 problems... While orange only has one.

After Captain hook brandished a new, metal hook in his hand he did not know what to do with the old, wooden one.

A man sits in a dark room as lightning flashes outside. He knows his long life has come to an end finally. He will smother in his own fart.

A white chocolate Hershey's Kiss in space on a purple planet telling the Mario Brother's Invincibility Star to "Get The Fuck Out."

A sinner confesses his sin: Sloth. He suddenly comes to the conclusion that no-one will touch his car because he's too lazy to shower.

A glistening orb in which a man's virginity is said to be kept. Should this ball disappear, so too will the man's virginity - theoretically.

The hulk doubts his strength for some reason. He is trying to prove his might by knocking down a bungalow with nothing but flatulence.

A boy is excited over a gumball machine. He says "Mai Warudo!" Is this a Japanese phrase? Am I out of touch?

A snake who is lost but is enjoying his (or her) new glasses.

A boy is crying because someone put breasts on him.

A scholarly looking pineapple is looking at a chalkboard with a single word on it. That word is "What?" It appears to be a philosophy class.

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