sperm attacks a lemon.

brown, steam-powered, vaguely whale-shaped, submarine. I mean, it might just be a fucked up potato but I think the first one is a safer bet.

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My friend, Plank.

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A red man summons flies by shitting into an empty tin can.

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Darren almost loses his pet badger Betty to alien abduction whilst out for their evening stroll. Shes the only one who truly understands him

sassy cat wants you to stop

sad girl dances with oranges.

New Chain

A treasure map.

Doodle or Die

two girls sitting on the floor back to back.

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