Then google it next time. Clearly the person I wrote this description for is a shit stain.

Fucking windmills running around crossing lines and making people feel bad about themselves.

They put the cat in the oven but were too high to turn it on, so they ate it raw.

Snooki surrounded by snakes in her convertible.

A pear farting brocoli

Mail man fighting off the devil. The devil is giving thumbs up and the mail man is not sure where he stands on the matter.

Grey moose poos multi color balls.

Not gonna google their names; a white hooded candle wielding ghost thing moves in on a blue faced, black goku haired dude in a red leotard.

Buck toothed youth loves you long time.

Angry yellow burger

ROBOTTO OBAMO PRESIDENTE AINT GAY BRO.

*HUUUUUMPH*

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