A face only a mother could love and only a hooker could suck.

A wild butt and hand in their natural habitat

Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves and pick it up.

What Force wishes he would look like

What a feeling?

Floppy German shoe

Tombstone

Nationalistic delusions

Racist Irishman rolling on his side while piss drunk and covered in dirt

Doomed romance

I Jerry would ever sleep, this is what he'd dream about

A normal day in the life of a /r/polandball mod