Doodle or Die

Alien controls human by using his face as the fancy Japanese toilet from Futurama

Dog begging human for something by saying "plz"

Sad Puppy Face :(

Man left arm in dishwasher. Arm grew 600%. banana for scale

Top let corner: Green Top right corner: orange Bottom let corner: purple Bottom left corner: yellow. in the center is a blu/black circle

Doodle or Die

Lightning rapes a cloud

New Chain

Hitler jerking off onto a pile of ashes while a Jew watches and cries.

New Chain

Jerk raping a special ed student with huge feet

Depressed pirate with peg leg fights guy looking sailor (you know, the ones with the blue ribbon on their uniform)

American sex ed

top half of mermaid

Ice cream melting in the sun

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