In these situations I always blank on just what to say. Draw a penguin drinking tea, I guess.

This lucky sod has not discovered Homestuck. May he continue to be so lucky for as long as he lives.

A red amoeba has developed eyes, antennae, and a mouth. As well as the ability to exude fire

Two men are about to get into a "Shout nonsense" competition.

Wall of brown is surprisingly friendly and supportive

Whirling Dervish wearing awesome shades.

Sloth in scuba gear atop a larger turtle. This is how Sloths in a hurry get around.

Probably Kenny. Not dead for once. Let's fix that, shall we?

A green alien quadruped holds a steak over the grating on the top of his head. Proclaims it to be a "Dat" Steak. Not sure what that is.

Call me Ishmael. Or Coyote. Both are good.

Slice of cake, surrounded by jelly beans. It is adorned with an upside down strawberry and a candle. It seems... pensive, somehow.