A skeletal soldier in a suit stands guard under the beating rays of the sun, his rifle at the ready.

A black Scottish cyclops terrorizes those around him.

A close up view of a man wearing glasses. His eyes stare intently into yours, as if he can see into your very soul. He knows what you did.

Due to unknown machinations, a man has developed a gigantic, bloated, pink body. His tiny limbs flail about comically.

The latest in threat deterrent technology, a handgun that fires shit at your enemies.

A woman in a red dress stabs the eye out of a nearby man as she demands "Do I look hot?". A nearby crowd of severed heads look on blankly.

A brief look into Jesus' little-known time as a lingerie model.

An insidious character explodes gamma rays from his crotch to incapacitate a nearby victim.

Francis, the blue bean, sits upon a leaf and stares at the pink sky, watching as the nuclear Armageddon unfolds... its only survivor.

Tears form in a man's eyes as a rainbow forms overhead. Unfortunately, he is still a dickhead. Rainbows don't tend to change that.

A man utterly refuses to draw whatever presumably horrid thing the above man has suggested. He should have drawn a taco wizard instead.

In a tragic tale, an elephant chef's new occupation forces him to cook his best friend duck. Tears stream as he readies his cleaver.