It wasn't a lie, someone just took a shit on it

McDicks spots a reservoir on his map of possible oil finds but can't be arsed to do anything about it.

These hairy brown balls will haunt my dreams for weeks to come

Day 1: I wake up to find the switch for the light no longer works. I spend some time stumbling through the dark for the fusebox. It's broke.

Minimalist interpretation of the cover to the first twilight book

"D-Do you l-like my breasts?"

Call da copz brutha, we got a dead bitch up in here

LOOK AT THOSE NUMBERS, GENTELMEN!

Heeeeere comes Mr. Samurai!

Anatomical schematic of a Uterus

Man got up on the right side of his bed for once

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