Jesus is about to pile drive Obama, but Obama has some tricky ass shit planned

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Fuck you square. You're a piece of shit.

Playing a fucking laser guitar on Neptune, son.

A man shoots the fuck out of demons. He and the demons are exchanging foul language

In China, rain falls on an iPad factory.

A pink box states that it is a doof and also pink

Someone tipped some threes over in chocolate

Balls surrounded by colorful twine

The miracle of birth

A brown rat has died of heat exposure while trying to walk to work

A man drooling over the thought of delicious potatoes

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