The answer is I am a chemist, fuck this newtonian physics I am done with that shit.

"Hi, my name is red." Written in red.

Two red people with large hair have a casual conversation as, unbeknownst to them, a nearby tree gets a massive boner.

a man is overencumbered by his enormous ass. As an aside, I would tap that.

Heretical material of the worst kind.

Hi Red, pleasure to meet you.

fuckley

the sun vomits onto the earth with velocity = 3x10^8m/s

BFAQ FRER

the pink man with the tophat finally had sex

Hitler must decide between two fans.

May imperial justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects.