A man lures another man with a fortune cookie as a head into his bed.

Mickey Mouse and Rigby from Regular Show somehow figure out how to have babies with two men. Their mutant son looks up at them fondly.

An old Japanese woman wearing a kimono shoots lasers out of her eyes.

A blue man with weird ant mouth pinchers is sad. Another darker blue guy shrugs with arms coming out of his neck and says "Life Sux"

A three eyed alien is pointing in a northeast direction and exclaiming, "WHORE."

A hipster has been located.

Equius from Homestuck is neighing at Nepeta wearing a tie. She is angry. Oh and Equius has a horse face.

A transvestite with cancer.

Terezi eating spaghetti.

Cheerios are the devil's food.

We've kidnapped your chubby wife. We have her in a microwave currently. It's rape time!

Hello Kitty is not the friendly cat we all know and love. She has developed a taste for blood. Run!