Soldier offers Engie Spy's arm as a wedding ring.

Spy gives Heavy a massage while Sniper sticks a pipe bomb up there.

Spy is somehow able to run as fast as Sniper's van and runs up to he window to say hi. :3

You have dancing lessons with Medic for a week because you stole and broke his syringes.

Medicest. Definetely Medicest.

Medic bot is rolling a giant cookie down a hill with his wheel.

Scout pissed himself.

Heavy gives birth to an eight pound chicken nugget.

Medic is the leader of the TF2 harem, and Heavy is his favorite B*tch.

Spy is already married to Scout's mom, but is more attracted to hot men than her.

Heavy's pet rock named Rockington

Engineer is topping Medic.