Kankri tells you hes funny.. pffffft

A black, flatchested woman with a skintight leather bodysock calmly trying to talk some sence in a palmtree

BERTMAN CAME TO SAVE THE DAAAAY! Bert is a very common name in sweden, but its pronuonced bärt

Blackmanis showingyouhis greytounge.Youlook up,tolook inhis white,deadeyes but asfast asyouopenyour mouth,youreyes ponderto hiswhiteunibrown

Pizza wants cats

Dave beating the crap out of one of bro striders puppets. He wants the same attention they get.

Well drawn crying house with a black mane and white tail

Buttcoat... Or maybe coatbutt?????

Blonde jade asks you politley, almost scared of the answer, what is homestuck ?

Dave is being forced to smoke and dance under an exploding something by a threatening, almost invisible by the grey background, troll.

U wot m8?

Superman comes to save the day and rescue the people from the burning building