Angry cats?

The art of ejaculation.

A pirate is denied entrance to a popular nightclub, and reacts the way any normal human being would: with tears of blood.

A spider ejaculating all throughout the galaxy. When will he stop?

Hitler having intercourse with Anne Frank.

A man releasing his bloody semen behind his car, in hopes that he won't be spotted by the police.

A duck enjoying his daily feeding of excrement pellets.

A naked picture of Obama, proudly showing off his glorious body.

A pencil ejaculating peanut butter.