Probably some sort of homestuck character.

Real ass-green poop that looks live vomit. But it's still poop.

Bob is a member of the Ku Klux Klan, and is currently on "Jeapardy". He asks a deep question of "What is death to blacks?"

Alien trying to direct airport traffic

Anal touching

ooh, magic. Magic wand

MLP-pony, stabbed, crying, and pooping rainbows. The tears make a small river

whiny kid whining about someone that pushed him at class

strawberry icecream-man dressed in chocolate cone, walking happily.

Close enough on some white guy with some yellow horns and black hair. Probably some homestuck thing

Man orders donkey with drinking-problem to move.

scat porn